“Alright everyone, we’ve got a very important mission… we have to keep track of a sneaky dinosaur! 🦖
Here are three cards: one has a dinosaur… and the other two? Just boring old dinosaur eggs. (Don’t worry, they might hatch in like… a million years.)
Your job is simple—keep your eyes on the dinosaur. Don’t blink. If you blink, the dinosaur might go on vacation.
Ready? Here we go!”
(Mix the cards in a playful, exaggerated way)
“Where’s the dinosaur?! Point to it! Don’t let it escape!”
(They guess)
“…What?! You picked the egg?
“Okay, okay… maybe that was too hard. Let’s make it easier. I’ll take away one egg. Now there are only TWO cards left. This is basically the easiest game in the history of games.”
(Mix again, sillier this time)
“Alright, where’s the dinosaur now? You got it this time, right?”
(They guess wrong again)
“WHAT?! You picked the egg again?! This dinosaur is trickier than my homework!”
“Fine. SUPER easy mode. I’m removing another card. Now there’s only ONE card left. One. Uno. A single lonely card. If you get this wrong… I’m telling the dinosaur.”
“So… is THIS the dinosaur?”
(They say yes)
“…Nope.”
“Wait… if it’s not here… where did it go?”
(Look around dramatically)
“Did anyone check behind you? …No? What about over there?!”
(Reveal the dinosaur card across the room)
“IT ESCAPED!! The dinosaur ran away! Nobody panic—he just wanted more snacks!”
*Cards are 9x13 and made of PVC which will hold up for a very long time
*Great artwork
*Packs small and plays BIG